by Norm De Plume
Illustrations by Mr W.
Read part one here.
Sam Brown could barely contain his excitement as he heard his wife come up the stairs to their shabby apartment on this, their first wedding anniversary.
She burst through the door.
“Honey,” Brown said before his wife could say a word. “I sold my golden penis so I could buy you those new clothes you wanted for the baby! Happy anniversary!”
“But Sam! I just sold the baby to buy you that golden penis polish you’ve been hinting about!”
Although it was painful at the time, years later whenever the story came up they would just laugh and laugh.
TO BE CONTINUED