The Audience Was Sobbing

by Norm De Plum

The fat, red faced house manager burst into the dressing room without bothering to knock.

“Oh my God! I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said, panting slightly.  “You started your act, and within five minutes the audience was sobbing!”

The performer frowned deeply for a moment.  “Thank you,” said the tragedian.

THE END

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